This sad man on a dynamite barrel is about to meet his fate, but it's never too late, will the candle go out, or will he go boom. No one knows, but time. Tick-tock, tick-tock.
This product is hand made and made on-demand. Expect delivery to US in 11-23 business days (international 14-33 business days).
| Small | Medium | Large | X-Large | XX-Large | XXX-Large | XXXX-Large | XXXXX-Large | |
| Length | 15.8 | 16.5 | 17.2 | 18 | 18.8 | 19.2 | 20.2 | 21 |
| Waist Girth | 28.5–30 | 30–31.5 | 31.5–33.1 | 33.1–34.7 | 34.7–36.2 | 36–38 | 38–42 | 42–44 |
| Hips Girth | 42.1 | 44.1 | 46.1 | 48.1 | 50 | 52 | 54 | 56 |